Gym Instructor Mugs

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Image changing.

The trim reaper

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Exercise Car.

"I figured one of us should use it!"

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Spring Training

"Your thighs are like iron."

'I need work on my core.'

'It's my ass, Doc...I can't wipe it.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Muscular Santa

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Apocalliptical

Donkey on a treadmill

Working out in the gym,

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Metaphor for Life Gym. Which will it be? Running in place or spinning your wheels?

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Muscle Memory