Training Methods Pillows

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

Dog yoga

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Overjumpers

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."