Physical Training Pillows

Shake that butt!

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Dance Partners

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

A man and his dog

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."