Personal Training Pillows

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"He's my personal trainer."

Phyllis exercises her demons.

"That stabbing pain in your abs -- that's your body telling you it'd rather be on the beach."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"... You want a loan to pay a personal trainer, to get you back to your ideal weight?... I'm sorry, we only offer loans up to £250,000."

"You call that complementary!?!"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Muscles

Be Healthy

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'