Professional Training Pillows

'OK, nod a little slower this time. Then let's work on saying 'mm-hmm, go on' ...you try it.'

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

How leaders fail

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

That shows business confidence.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'