Professional Training Gifts

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

How leaders fail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

That shows business confidence.

Overjumpers

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Be Healthy

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"