Personal Coach Pillows

'I wondered why there was such a bad smell in here.'

'Well, some life coach you turned out to be!'

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

"For this line, always use an indelible marker."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

I like the Jets...I guess

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Others will fight for you

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I hate performance review season."