Personal Coach Pillows

'I wondered why there was such a bad smell in here.'

'Well, some life coach you turned out to be!'

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Others will fight for you

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I hate performance review season."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."