Personal Development Coach Pillows

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Hi I'm your trainer for today so shut up and listen!"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Work/Life Balance

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Self-esteem room

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"You need to justify your own existence first."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Caged Businessman

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

If you want to see love be love.