Personal Development Coach Gifts

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Hi I'm your trainer for today so shut up and listen!"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

What else is there to wish for?

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Self-esteem room

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Caged Businessman

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

If you want to see love be love.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."