Physical Training T-Shirts

Shake that butt!

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Dance Partners

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."