"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"
Fitness Training T-Shirts
Wear their dedication with pride in our fitness-themed t-shirts. Funny, bold, and comfortable—ideal for active days or casual wear that shows off their training enthusiasm.
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
I suggest you get rid of that paunch! It's not a paunch, it's a big double chin!
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"Good game."
"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
"Do you guys serve beer?"
'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'
'My feet are killing me.'
'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'
You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.
"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
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"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Relax. I just had a vitamin."
Yoga for Alcoholics
'Well, well, well...'
Muscles
Turn, turn and turn.
"This feels like an accomplishment."
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
On the back of the t-shirt...
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
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Fitness Training T-Shirts Collection
Fitness Training Mugs
Explore our selection of fitness-themed mugs—perfect for fueling early mornings or post-workout relaxation.
Fitness Training Pillows
Bring humor and inspiration into their space with our fitness-themed pillows—great for lounging after a workout.
Fitness Training Prints
Decorate with motivation—our fitness prints are ideal for inspiring any gym or home workout zone.