Muscle Builders Mugs

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

"People shouldn't have names until they're 30."

Body Building

Muscles

Powerful Love.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Gym Dog

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Important Muscles.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'