Muscle Fanatic Gifts

'I got stung by a thousand bees.'

'This is the foot massage. Wait until I do your face, it feels amazing.'

The World's Strangest Man.

"I was building up my pecs."

'Left-handed or right handed?'

'Okay. Maybe I did take a few steroids.'

SUPER DREAMER

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Exercise Class