Strength Seekers Gifts

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

Fishing

As women worldwide fight for that equal chance in the boardroom, others build their own media to make their voices heard.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

Muscles

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Low-Energy Drinks

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Tic-tac-toe

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Bring me some more power.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'