Core Strength Seeker Gifts

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

He's been working out and eating right. His waistline is trim and he's strengthening his core. He has a right to be proud of himself --- but I'm not going to do what he wants and start calling him the "Abdominal Snowman."

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Bench Press Accident

Warrior Woman

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"We're exclusively delts."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'