Core Strength Advocate Gifts

Plank

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Checkmate!'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Stop with racism in sport!

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

Beijing 2022

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

He's been working out and eating right. His waistline is trim and he's strengthening his core. He has a right to be proud of himself --- but I'm not going to do what he wants and start calling him the "Abdominal Snowman."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Produce Gym. You don't need to do that exercise. The apple is working on his core. Trainer.

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"I am using my core strength."

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

"C'mon, work that core!"

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

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Weight lifter straining on toilet

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

'Excercise is he best medicine now hop up here!'

Warning! These games are real. Children may get out of breath or even lose weight.

Atlas works on his abs.

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

'According to the government this is still a playing field.'