Core Strengthening Gifts

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

You are more than your job description.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

Plank

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

"I am using my core strength."

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

"C'mon, work that core!"

"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

Orthopaedics clinic - "The 3 most important things in my business are dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Pontius Pilates

"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."