Strength Champion Gifts

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Checkmate!'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Tractor Art

Academy.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'OK, that covers strengths. Do you have any weaknesses?'

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

I heart my bum.

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

Healthy Ultimatum

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

World's strongest man competition.

No ugly pets allowed.

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

'And to think, you did it all without the help of steroids.'

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

Torque

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'