Strength Champion T-Shirts

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Checkmate!'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Academy.

Tractor Art

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'OK, that covers strengths. Do you have any weaknesses?'

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Healthy Ultimatum

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

World's strongest man competition.

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

'And to think, you did it all without the help of steroids.'

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

No ugly pets allowed.

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

Torque

Tug of War Handshake