Core Strength Challenger T-Shirts

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Yoga To-Do

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Any other strengths?"

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."