Core Strength Challenger Pillows

"Maybe you should work a bit less on your core."

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Lawnmower

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Yoga To-Do

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Any other strengths?"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'