Core Strength Pillows

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"I am using my core strength."

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Any other strengths?"

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

strong man bends an iron bar

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Image changing.

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Mr Muscles competition

Weightlifter