"I am using my core strength."
Core Strength Pun Lover Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their home gym or relaxation corner with a pillow featuring witty core strength puns—comfort and comedy in one cozy package.
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Talk nerdy to me."
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
baby sweetcorn...
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."
'Your French dip, sir.'
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Core Strength Pun Lover Pillows Collection
Core Strength Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of pun-inspired mugs perfect for core strength enthusiasts who love a good laugh with their coffee.
Core Strength Pun Lover Prints
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Core Strength Pun Lover T-Shirts
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