Fitness Pun Lover Pillows

'Check out the six pack on the new guy!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Laughing Zone Ahead

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"You need a mint."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Unsound

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

'Express delivery through the Gulf Stream is an extra $2 Sir...'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Snowperson Yoga

"Doc, she's having contractions!"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Babe hits for the cycle.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Nurse Jane Phelps amazes peers and patients alike by regularly getting blood from a turnip.

"This job is killing me!!!"