Fitness Pun Lover Pillows

'Check out the six pack on the new guy!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"You need a mint."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

Unsound

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Express delivery through the Gulf Stream is an extra $2 Sir...'

Snowperson Yoga

"Doc, she's having contractions!"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Nurse Jane Phelps amazes peers and patients alike by regularly getting blood from a turnip.

"This job is killing me!!!"

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'