Dietary Pun Lover Pillows

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Guac-A-Mole"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Gastrique Bypass

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'