Dietary Pun Lover Gifts

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Gastrique Bypass

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'