Physical Strength Pillows

How's Henry working out? Great! Strongest wrists in the business!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Muscles

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

'Fitness guru.'

Keep Fit.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."