Physical Strength T-Shirts

How's Henry working out? Great! Strongest wrists in the business!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Muscles

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Raheem Sterling

Bench Press Accident

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Checkmate!'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'