Strength Competitions Pillows

Torque

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Muscles

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Tension filled the tent.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We're exclusively delts."

Agility God

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Can't Touch This

Cat Show

'Fitness guru.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Quiz Night...

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

The Unsportables: Relay

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

First Prize!

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

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