Super Strength Enthusiast Pillows

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

"Just be yourself."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Theatre Crowd

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Reasonableman

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh

Telekinetics on strike...