Sports-loving Partner Pillows

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Other Cooperstown

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention