Sporty Spouse Pillows

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Baby Footballer

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'The game went into extra innings.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Hanging up the husband

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"Harold! You promised!"

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

'My wife is out of town. That's the diet cam.'

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'He likes to keep his big win a secret but his wife doesn't...'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."