Sporty Spouse Pillows

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Baby Footballer

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'The game went into extra innings.'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

Hanging up the husband

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

"Harold! You promised!"

"That's a bidet, not a drinking fountain!!"

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'My wife is out of town. That's the diet cam.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'He likes to keep his big win a secret but his wife doesn't...'

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'