Athletic Spouse Pillows

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Baby Footballer

'The game went into extra innings.'

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Exercises

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Hanging up the husband

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"Harold! You promised!"

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

The summertime sport

Another Rugby Star is Born.

'You remember my husband, Geoff. He represented you in that messy divorce settlement of ours.'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

Too many coxes.

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."