Sporting Spouse Pillows

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Baby Footballer

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'The game went into extra innings.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Hanging up the husband

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

Revenge pawn

"Harold! You promised!"

Too many coxes.

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."