Sports Enthusiast With A Twist Mugs

Improvised Dentistry.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'I thought you said you were just popping out for a couple of hours in the nets?'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Pelobong

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Ski Surfing

Fitness in church.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"Mr. October"

Television Baseball

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

'Elements' sports team