Football-loving Computer Nerd T-Shirts

Football Computer.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Punt Cake

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Egyptian Football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

End of football season - UK

Penalty

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Edinson Cavani

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."