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"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

MLB 2020

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

"VAR ref..!!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

Football Computer.

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

"Play Ball!"

'I think we should demand extra money for instant replays.'

',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'

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"That was Ridiculous. The ref used VAR to find out where he had dropped his whistle."