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'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Once more, with fury."

The Real March of the Penguins.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'