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Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Play Ball!"

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

City Marathon.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."