Tech-savvy Sports Lover Prints

Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Play Ball!"

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

City Marathon.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'