Football Technology Buff Pillows

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

'I just got text-heckled!'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

MLB 2020

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

David Beckham

"VAR ref..!!"

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Football Computer.

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean

"Play Ball!"

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

Steve Bruce

Joachim Low

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"That was Ridiculous. The ref used VAR to find out where he had dropped his whistle."

',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'

'I think we should demand extra money for instant replays.'