Soccer Gadgeteer Pillows

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Hiding the electronics.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Deregulated Baseball

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

Ghoul Keeper

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

Football Applause

'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Football Computer.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

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"Cool social network profile, man! You love to hang around doing nothing, eh?"

A copy of the report was sent to The Referees' Association.

'You reached me at a bad time. My voice mail is being repaired so I wasn't able to screen my calls.'

Decapitation on the football pitch.

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."