Sports Gadgets Pillows

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Hiding the electronics.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Smartphone Sonogram

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Deregulated Baseball

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Only used once

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

'Data Dude' magazine.

The casual selfie

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'