Tech-savvy Sports Fan Gifts

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I think we should demand extra money for instant replays.'

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

Hockey and Cell Phones

',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"That was Ridiculous. The ref used VAR to find out where he had dropped his whistle."

"VAR ref..!!"

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"