Tech Enthusiast Baby Gifts

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

The cell phone soother for life.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Downloading Pregnancy

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

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Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet