Techie Cherubs Gifts

'Charging station.'

Polly txt speak

Right click for yes...

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

The Smartass Phone

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Your website or mine?'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

The End of the Worker Bees

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Invent Sales Day

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

The Grazer App

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."