Computing Cherub Gifts

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I lost the groove."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Invent Sales Day

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"It is against computer viruses!"

Cherub playing the cello.

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

'Charging station.'

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"May I offer you some refreshments?"

Gurkenman Used the Company PC to Visit P**n Sites Again...What a Pig!!

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

Cherub is being fed with the birds.