Playful Cherub Gifts

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Puppy and Kitten.

Fido phones

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Invent Sales Day

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

A dog brings a cherub to their owner