Digitally Challenged Cherub Gifts

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Connected to Technology.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

The Ungooglable Man

Invent Sales Day

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

Do Not Disturb

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace.