Cherub Enthusiast Gifts

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Do kids eat free?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Cubism Model

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."